Wednesday, June 14, 2006

he forgot my birthday.
but my ex didn't.
how is this progress?
i think i'll just give my self a big embrace and sing "all by myself" celine dion styles - but with a funky techno beat a la cher - and change the lyrics to "i want to be all by myself"
men are too high maintenance.
(note: this is a statement i will want to take back at a later date)

5 comments:

bedroomprince said...

Men are always too high maintenance. It is just some days you want to put in the effort.

DancingAntsInMyPants said...

you should add a touch of james brown to the mix. "I want to be all by myself because they call me, HOTPANTS! Yeah! OW!"

warriorprincesse said...

HAPPY BDAY!!!
men are fun to have sex with!
remember that!

And they cook sometimes!

DancingAntsInMyPants said...

where are u artsmonkey????? why have u taken a hiatus from being the wonderful wizard of blogs??

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