Wednesday, February 07, 2007

clutzy mc clutzerson

so i was dancing around my apartment like a super star and singing and feeling all special about my self b/c i got an audition for a company i really want to work on (plus i'd had timmy's coffee - aka crack). when all of a sudden ' pop' goes my groin (aka: adductor longus muscle most likely) - and now i'm hobbling around like a war amputee. well, not really - b/c i still have my leg. sorry. that was both a politically incorrect and innaccurate description.
standing hurts.
so does sitting on the toilet.
two things i like to do.
dammit.
you must all pray for artsmonkey's groin to heal.

4 comments:

nosiren said...

oh nooooo!

skinny-rabbit said...

I'm just happy someone else admitted to enjoying the act of sitting on the toilet.

warriorprincesse said...

I'm so sorry! But I'm still laughing. You're funny! I'm praying.

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